▶
❚❚
929
mischief managed
my name is jessica || new jersey native, born and raised || i enjoy music, photography, animals, disney, and reading.

honestly i rarely use this anymore.

twitter
insta
last.fm
Feb 13, 2021
  • renegadepack

    a relationship should be 50/50. you save me from getting hit by a truck in the parking lot of forks high school, i demand you tell me what the fuck you are.

    • #twilight#edward cullen#bella swan#twilight renaissance
    • Jun 26, 2020
    acnhcustomdesigns: “cute colorful dresses designed by chemystry of unicorntea ”
  • acnhcustomdesigns

    cute colorful dresses designed by chemystry of unicorntea

    • May 3, 2020

    Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

  • myswagisnice

    I love my mom.

    image

    I am risking nothing

    image

    I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

    Will not risk.

    image

    sorry followers :(

  • peachy-blisss

    omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

  • thetasrose

    Why’re you being mean to my mum?

  • larryismyhallelujah

    goddamn it

  • lollie-pond

    Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

  • steampoweredplayer

    Koop

  • twirliest

    This has 1.2 million reblogs …
    Ps not riskin it

  • stardusttx

    1.4 almost
    ps not risking it

  • queenprotein

    Fuck this post

  • i-likethesummer-rain

    2.5 million notes I hate myself

  • patrick-kanes-nose

    I reblogged this twice now

  • insidethe99

    I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

  • blondespancakes

    Not taking a fucking chance

  • crazy-fairy-br

    Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

  • celestialkeyprincess

    No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

  • bitchwithwifivevo

    How dare you

  • riarkling

    Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

  • shippinglucaya

    i can’t risk it

    sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

  • prettylittleliarsfan901

    Sorry I can’t risk it

  • missprincessdancingsunshine

    Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

  • thelunarchroniclesthoughts

    Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

  • feels-ships-lunars

    2.8 million notes

    CANT RISK IT

  • trapbvby

    Sorry guys

  • smartwata

    sorry 😩

  • mexicanthighs

    IM NOT RISKING IT

  • ryanhadblogged

    I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

  • dadd

    3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

  • corpseparty14
  • meanspo-for-me

    3.3 million IM SORRY OK

  • fashon-addiction

    Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • petite-pretty-and-skinny

    Sorry but no way in hell am i risking it

  • kolodi

    i’m so sorry y'all. we should hang up on the person who wrote this originally

  • eroticstylez

    CTM

    • Dec 24, 2019
  • badatlove

    I wear my personality on my sleeve, for sure, and my look is constantly changing because so am I.

    • #halsey
    • Jun 24, 2019
  • fortzancudo

    i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

  • 6qubed

    the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

    • #pokemon
    • Jun 24, 2019
  • angelicavpd

    an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

    me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

  • simplateau

    authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

    me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?

  • nbneer

    yet somehow also me: 

    Fuck You