mischief managed.

murphels: uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY...

Sun, 26 May 2013 01:07:00 -0400

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

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Sat, 25 May 2013 21:56:08 -0400

babyjugs: horse-ebook: yaoilover95: ohshititsgreg: horse-ebook: 1990 was 23 years ago How I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:23:13 -0400

babyjugs:

horse-ebook:

yaoilover95:

ohshititsgreg:

horse-ebook:

1990 was 23 years ago

How

I am so confused… how could this be..?

since the year 1990, 23 years have passed

Don’t force your beliefs on me

let’s bang i mean hang no i don’t

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:22:23 -0400

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

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Sat, 25 May 2013 11:20:25 -0400

shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:29:04 -0400

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

darth-sebious: secretgeekster: omg he even doesnt hit the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:27:44 -0400

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:26:59 -0400

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:26:46 -0400

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:24:31 -0400

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

minuiko: oh my goodness this is so cute

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:12:38 -0400

minuiko:

oh my goodness this is so cute

kingsandqueensofhell: chaoticwaltz: badwolfsourwolf: georgetak...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:11:00 -0400

kingsandqueensofhell:

chaoticwaltz:

badwolfsourwolf:

georgetakei:

Never thought of it from that angle.

that is not acute joke.

i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh

I KNEW THERE WAS A MATH FANDOM SOMEWHERE

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Sat, 25 May 2013 10:02:49 -0400

marissanabeth: snakesonajames: Because of the weight of the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:02:32 -0400

marissanabeth:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

…….Close enough

(via imgTumble)

bekn: in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:01:56 -0400

bekn:

in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone

me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:58:40 -0400

me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know

A man: I want happiness.

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:37:00 -0400

A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.

radionuclide: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:26:36 -0400

radionuclide:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

livin’ the dream

minus-the-legend: I don’t think a greater truth has ever been...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:25:22 -0400

minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit

rumbleroars98: thatsnotwhathipposdo: This was the outfit I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:24:56 -0400

rumbleroars98:

thatsnotwhathipposdo:

This was the outfit I wore to school today. I spent forever doing my hair, made an effort to actually wear makeup, wore jewelry, the whole nine yards, which I seriously never do. I wanted to get away from the normal t-shirt and jeans I usually wear so that I could take cute pictures with the Seniors on their way out of high school for the last time.

If you’ll notice, the front of the skirt is more than halfway down my thigh and I even had shorts on underneath. There’s no way anyone was seeing anything under this skirt.

At my school we have a “knee length” rule for all bottoms. I got through periods 1 through 4 with not even a comment from a teacher or administrator. All I got was compliments from many students, which made me feel awesome about myself.

In lunch, I go to the vending machine to get water. The second I turn around, there’s the Principal right in my face. “Hi there, your skirt is very pretty, but it’s way too short.”

“Well Mr.Crouch, I am pretty tall, and—“

“But that’s not what matters. I’m saying that if the sheer fabric wasn’t there, the part underneath wouldn’t be legal. So you’ve got two options, you can either go to ISS, or change into something appropriate. What do you want to do?”

“Um, well I think I might have something. I’ll change.”

“Okay, and come right back and show me what you’ve changed into.”

I knew I didn’t have anything to change into, because I’d worn this skirt before with no trouble.

I went back to my table to finish my lunch, and shortly after he approached me again.

“I thought you were going to go change?”

“I will, I just wanted to finish my lunch first.”

“Alright. And when you change, go show the front office to see if they approve.”

Now we’re standing at the door waiting to be released from lunch. Bear in mind, this will be 3 times he’s approached me in maybe a 10 minute time span.

“Are you going to change?”

“Yes, I just want to let my 5^th period teacher know where I am.”

“What’s your first name again?”

“Emily.”

“And who’s your next teacher?”

“Mrs. Solburg.”

“Which one?”

“Drama.”

“Well I’ll let Mrs. Solburg know you’re going to be a few minutes late to class, alright?”

“Okay…”

So I went to class and let Mrs. Solburg know Mr. Crouch would be coming by soon because of my skirt and that I had no intentions of changing.

He walks in the classroom through the back entrance and says, apparently before scanning the room to see if I’m even in there, “Emily is going to be a few minutes late because she’s changing clothes. Oh, is she in here?”

Duh.

“Make sure you change.”

“Alright.”

He left, and I told my teacher that I didn’t have anything to change into. We looked in her closet and couldn’t find anything that normal people would wear that was both appropriate and matched what I was wearing. I told her to not worry about it, that I’d have my mom sign me out to go home.

When I hung up with my mom, here comes Mr. Crouch again. Mrs. Solburg tells him that I am signing out because I couldn’t find anything to change into.

“Oh, well she told me she had something to change into.”

“Mr. Crouch, I said that I might.”

“No, you said you had something.”

And he walked out.

Let’s count the things that were more wrong than my skirt, shall we?

1.      Him approaching me twice while I was trying to eat in our already short lunch time

2.      Him interrupting my theatre class twice just to tell me to change

3.      The fact he said my skirt wouldn’t be “legal” without the sheer fabric, and also, why would I wear the skirt without the outer fabric?! It’s the whole skirt!

4.      My friend Melissa had been trying to schedule a meeting with him since 2^nd period to start up a donation drive for the suffering families in Oklahoma, and he was too busy following me around to help her

5.      So many Seniors were dressed way more inappropriately than me with tank tops and booty shorts

6.      I would have had to miss the Senior Walk even if I didn’t go home because I’d have been in ISS, so I didn’t get to say bye to all of my senior friends

7.      I had to disrupt my mom at work to sign me out

8.      I had to miss my last two classes when I had already been absent the previous day and needed to make up work

9.      He singled me out to the extreme, embarrassed me, and made me cry in front of my class

10.  My friend David wore shorts with a 5 inch inseam a few weeks ago and wasn’t even approached by an administrator. It was just shrugged off as him being a “silly boy”

11.  He didn’t even want to hear what I had to say about being tall (proportions, man. Put my skirt on any short girl and it would be fine. They don’t make cute skirts that are knee length on a 5’11” girl. It just doesn’t happen.), and he completely dismissed me when I said that I told him I *might* have a change of clothes, even though it was the truth

If he put just half as much effort as he did checking up on me every 5 minutes into, maybe, /running a school/, then everyone probably wouldn’t hate it so much.

gah. Fucking. Teachers. About. Fucking. Fabric. They need to stop fucking making girls feel singled out about what they’re wearing and making them feel either ashamed or shy. I mean, what the literal and actual fuck. I mean please. While that Teacher was following you, he could’ve been watching the halls for bullies and real, literal problems.