invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
praying that i will be hot this year
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
this must be what tumblr looks like irl
this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl