In other news… Met the lead singer of Paramore on the bus today.
do you ever just wish you could hear your favorite band for the first time again
that last fucking picture
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
wow this is what i call a good gif
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.